So this is why I love my friends
- Me: Take me to Passion Kei.
- Keiran: I think I'm barred
- Me: Why are you barred?
- Keiran: Because I took off my clothes
- Me: What?
- Keiran: In the girls toilets
- Me: What?
- Keiran: Shit happens.
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so whenever I feel sucky that I got broken up with and cheated on and my heart broken, I just watch Bryan Starzzz interview and hear Danny Worsnop and Matt Good and Andy Biersack being all funny and perfect and adorable and actually its okay because its not worth crying over anyone whos not as perfect as them.
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- Bryan: Danny what do you hate about Andy?
- Danny: He dresses like a right fag. God. Look at him. Is he white? Is he black nobody knows under all that. Gayest chimney sweep in town.
- Andy: Says Daddy Worsnop! When we walk around together he looks like my father, taking his son to a rock show.
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